Anonymous said: Ok ik where titty Malaysia came from but when and how did that evil broccoli thing happen
So basically what happened was that when Titty Malaysia became super popular, many tumblr cloneclubbers supported it, nurtured it, raised it as their own. Evil Broccoli grew increasingly infuriated as Titty Malaysia became the strong, powerful one. And so, Evil Broccoli, being the evilest broccoli there ever was, decided to carry out the evilest plan of all time. Soon enough, the clouds parted, light shined through, illuminating Evil Broccoli, who had taken the form of the ever gorgeous Evelyne Brochu. As Titty Malaysia looked up at Evil Broccoli, a slight breeze started to blow, and a faint song started to play. And just like heaven, Evil Broccoli realized that Titty Malaysia was far more beautiful than she had anticipated. Titty was the light to her darkness. One could even say that she was the cure. Evil Broccoli gazed into Titty’s hazel eyes. Evil didn’t want to fall for her. She wasn’t supposed to. But she did.
And that, dear anon, is how ‘that evil broccoli thing’ happened.